Dear Inner Skinny Girl

Dear Inner Skinny Girl, 

I cant wait for you to surface!!! I cant wait to show you off! 

I had what I call a skinny girl moment, a few minutes ago. And it felt so good!

It's actually kind of funny to explain. 

OK So, I'm at work. I work in a Lab, so my breaks and lunches are in a separate room. Well, I noticed on my sparkpeople.com page that i hadn't drank nearly enough water today. SO I went into the breakroom to get more ice water for myself. I enter the room, and what's on the table stares me in the face. I get mad. Legitimately mad. Sort of LOL 

"How dare they order this food full of carbs and shi&!" I fume inside my head. "Don't these a$$hats know I'm trying to be healthy? This does NOT Help!" 

Of course, OBVIOUSLY, they were not thinking of me and my needs when the food was ordered. Honestly, it was more than likely food ordered by a drug sponsor for the whole place in exchange for them listening to his shpiel about the new medication he was trying to sell. 

ANYWAYS! Moving on LOL 

I look at the bagel pieces on the table, glance at the chocolate chip cookies, and the muffins. And laugh! Out loud. Like almost an evil villainess laugh. Like an Ursula-from-little-mermaid laugh.... I am quite sure that those muffins were about to grow legs and try to run away from me LOL 

I am not tempted in the least... not at all. Don't want them. Not a bit. Not the reaction I expected from myself to be honest. 

In fact, once I have my ice water in hand, I slam the freezer door, slam the covers down on top of the muffins so i dont have to look at them, say, "I'm gonna go eat the sh%t that's good for me, here's what I think of you," and fart in that horrible-for-me food's direction and immediately leave the room! LOL 

I showed those muffins.... 

Here's to you letitng you out Inner Skinny Girl 

Sincerely, 
Temporarily Fat Chick